A visit to the National Gallery of Victoria...

My post modernism lecturer email-ed me about an exhibition going on at the NGV. Since I had to come up with a travel piece for another course I figured why not kill two crows with one stone.

Even the layout and buildings of the place were artsy-fartsy. Most of the galleries featured work from post modernist and impressionist artists. Best of all most of it is free so hopefully I'll have another chance to visit again soon.

One piece on display caught my attention and I couldn't wait to share it with you people...



It's titled 'Nest' by Patricia Piccinini. I like the little guy. He's so cuuuuute~!

Seriously, do I give a fuck?

Lately I've learned to loath the sound of MSN's message tones. Back in those days I would get very excited whenever I hear that tone. It meant an invitation from a buddy to start a meaningless conversation and a much welcomed break from the monotony of everyday online life.

Nowadays I dread the sound because it usually means a 'friend' has messaged to ask for a favor. Be it assistance for homework or a quick fix advice for petty personal problems. Last I checked, my names were Brendon, or Lee Weng Hong, or Lee Yoong Gang; NOT Wikipedia nor Big Bro and certainly not fuckin Oprah Winfrey!!!

People, put your retarded 5 gram brains on for a moment and think, why on earth would I bother to sacrifice my time to help you when I know very well that when it's time to return the favor I won't see a single fuckin shadow? You seriously think that I survived so far in this miserable world by being nice??? You cunt-suckers are truly as stupid as I thought! Do me a favor and stop reproducing. We got enough idiots to entertain us till the next century!

I suspect that the normal people who I use to have meaningless conversations with are going through the same thing. No wonder I don't see them online anymore, they're too busy trying to maintain their sanity thanks to you assholes~!!!

I couldn't have said it better myself...

Took this off Swanston Street in Melbourne. In front of a church of all places...

How to eat sushi...

Not sure if this video was really made with the intention of informing people about sushi eating etiquette. Depending on who made the video, it could be seen as a racist text or the Japanese poking fun at themselves.

Some parts are kinda funny thanks to the actors' comical facial expressions. I worry bout the authenticity of the translation though, they could be just writing subs in at random. Well, have a look for yourself...

In need of a reality check...

Lately I've been experiencing sensations which I like to call the temporary displacement syndrome. I tend to wake in the morning feeling lost and anxious. It often takes a few seconds for my brain to switch on before I'm reminded that I'm actually living in another country.

I use to blame it on stress. But recently I'm beginning to think that it's the first signs of homesickness. It's a strange kind of feeling, kinda hard for me to put into words. I don't exactly miss KL that badly that I long to hop on the first plane back to Malaysia. Just that sometimes when I'm stressed out by those little inconsistencies life throws at us, I tend to be reminded of things back home which are familiar and comforting. Like my pets, and KFC...

Yes, one thing I've learned since coming to Australia: nothing can replaced KFC's Hot n' Spicy! If you ever want to experience food in Melbourne, never ever, EVER try their KFC! It sucks, Sucks, SUCKS!!