Yeah, right...

You Are 44% Cynical

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist. You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

How Cynical Are You?

This is an outrage! Only 44% cynical? That's such an insult and pure nonsense. I've always seen myself as at least 70% cynical. Goes to show how reliable these tests really are. And if that's not cynical enough for anyone I dunno what is.